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Our new information
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Too long has ExxonMobil hidden its true objectives
and corporate policy. Today we stand before you a changed
corporation. While we still are greedily motivated only by
profit and make no apologies for that, we have decided to make
that information public. We are in the process of updating all
the previous lies on our website, so some links may not work for now.
Thank you for your patience and money.
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Change is Good |
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Every time you change your engine oil, Exxon gets
money for it. As such, it is critical that you change your oil
as much as possible. We recommend that you do so at least every
one hundred miles, or daily, whichever occurs most frequently.
Only use Exxon motor oil.
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